Built By An Agency · For Agencies

Automated Reports.
Informed Clients.
Minutes, Not Hours.

Consistent touchpoints are the fastest way to stop churn. Totem writes and delivers professional performance updates to Slack so your clients stay informed and your team stops scrambling.

Claim 1 of 20 Founder Seats Left Price rises to $449 after seat 20
ROAS 4.8× ▲ 0.6
CTR 3.24% ▲ 0.4%
CPA $18.40 ▼ $2.10
HOOK RATE 38.7% ▲ 5.2%
HOLD RATE 22.1% ▲ 3.8%
SPEND $42,380 ▲ $8,100
CONV. 2,841 ▲ 14%
IMPR. SHARE 68.4% ▲ 4.1%
ROAS 4.8× ▲ 0.6
CTR 3.24% ▲ 0.4%
CPA $18.40 ▼ $2.10
HOOK RATE 38.7% ▲ 5.2%
HOLD RATE 22.1% ▲ 3.8%
SPEND $42,380 ▲ $8,100
CONV. 2,841 ▲ 14%
IMPR. SHARE 68.4% ▲ 4.1%

What You Get

Reports that sound like your best strategist wrote them.

Totem analyzes your Google and Meta data and writes narrative reports with real recommendations, ready to send to clients or your team's Slack.

What happened, why it happened, and what to do next.

Totem report and Slack delivery

Real report · Real data · Generated in minutes

Sound Familiar?

Most agencies are stuck in one of three traps.

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The Automated Dashboard Trap
You set up a live dashboard, your client never looks at it, and you still get the "so how are things going?" message every Monday morning.
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Analysis Paralysis
You have all the data you need. The problem is turning it into a clear narrative fast enough to matter. So the report sits unfinished while the week moves on.
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The Friday Grind
Reporting is the last thing that should eat your Friday afternoon. But without a system, it always does. And it always will, until something changes.

Why Totem

Three reasons agencies are locking in Founder Seats today.

01 / 03
⚡
Stop the Friday Scramble
Automated Google and Meta narrative reports delivered to Slack before you even start your day. No more manual data scrubbing, no more copy-paste into decks at 11 PM.
02 / 03
✍️
Data In. Narrative Out.
Totem doesn't just pull numbers — it interprets them. Every report tells your client what happened, why it happened, and what you're doing about it. No staring at spreadsheets wondering what to say.
03 / 03
💬
Kill the "How Are Things Going?" Email
When clients get clear, narrative updates consistently, they stop wondering. Fewer check-in calls. Fewer anxious emails. More trust. Longer contracts.

Founding Member Pricing

One price. Forever.

This offer closes at Seat 20. No exceptions.

TOTEM — FOUNDING MEMBER
$249
≈ worth $3,600/yr in saved hours
One-time payment · No subscription · No surprises
Claim Your Founder Seat
  • ✓100 reports per month — Google Ads & Meta, narrative AI summaries, diagnostics, creative analysis
  • ✓Unlimited connected accounts — add as many clients as you manage
  • ✓Slack delivery — reports pushed to your team's channel, ready to forward
  • ✓Combined reporting view — blended KPIs across Google & Meta in one place
  • ✓All future features included — your Founding Member seat grows with the product
  • ✓Priority onboarding + direct Slack access to the founding team
FOUNDING MEMBER OFFER — 20 SEATS TOTAL
After seat 20, this price is gone permanently. The next tier is $449 one-time, then Totem moves to a subscription. There is no coupon code that gets you back here.

The Numbers Behind It

Built from 8 years of agency pain.
Tested on real accounts.

2–3 hrs
saved per client per month on reporting
15+
agency clients managed with this system
100+
reports generated internally before opening to agencies
Friday
reports used to take half a day. Now: minutes.
Why We Built This

We run First Spark Digital.
We built Totem for ourselves first.

We manage 15+ Google and Meta accounts. Every week, the same thing happened: great results, but clients still felt anxious because they hadn't heard from us. We were losing the perception battle even when we were winning the performance battle.

So we built Totem. We've been running it internally for months and it's the reason our clients stopped asking 'how are things going?' and why our retention is the strongest it's ever been. Now we're opening it to 20 other agencies before we raise the price.

First Spark Digital
15+Active Clients
$55M+Revenue Generated for Clients
8+ yrsAgency Experience
GOOGLE & META CERTIFIED · PERFORMANCE MARKETING

Questions

The questions you're actually thinking.

What if Totem shuts down? Do I lose everything? +
Fair concern. Totem is built and operated by First Spark Digital — a real, revenue-generating agency that has been running for 8+ years. We're not a venture-backed startup burning cash toward a pivot. We built Totem because we needed it ourselves, and we use it every day on paying client accounts. If something ever did change, your ad accounts remain yours and fully accessible — Totem never holds your data hostage. We'll also give founding members at least 90 days notice of any major change.
Will the reports actually be good enough to send to clients? +
This is the right question to ask. We set the bar at: would I be comfortable if this went directly to a client with zero edits? The answer has to be yes for us to ship it, because we send these to our own clients. That said, you control the delivery. Reports hit your Slack first, so you can review, add a note, or forward them before they reach the client. You're the editor, Totem is the writer.
Is the $249 really lifetime? What's the catch? +
No catch. You pay once and you're in. Your plan includes 100 reports per month across Google Ads and Meta, which covers weekly reports for up to 25 clients, which is more than enough for most agencies. As a Founding Member, if you ever need more, talk to us directly and we'll take care of you. The honest reason there's a 15-seat cap is that we want to stay close to early users, incorporate feedback fast, and build real relationships before we scale. At seat 16, this offer closes and doesn't reopen.
Do I have to change how my team works? +
No. Totem connects to your existing Google Ads and Meta accounts via OAuth — the same login flow you use every day. Setup takes under 10 minutes. Reports land in a Slack channel you choose. There's no new dashboard your team has to check, no new login to remember. It fits around your workflow, not the other way around.
What if the reports aren't right for my agency? +
Founding members get direct Slack access to our team, not a support ticket queue, not a chatbot. If a report format doesn't work for how you present to clients, we'll work with you to fix it. This is genuinely part of the deal at this stage. We want the feedback as much as you want the product.

Last Call

Your next client email asking
"how are things going?" is already written.

20 founder seats · $249 one-time · Rises to $449 after seat 20

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